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Trim your nails
Learn an instrument with strings
Remember all the things that speak to you
Make a note
Learn a retrogressive tune
There’s no stopping you
Enjoying the room
There’s no stopping you
Enjoying the room

Computer’s crashing again
Your upstairs neighbour’s running laps
Wondering if it’s a sin
Not to turn your excess paper and plastic into crafts

Animate a face
Above home row keys that stick
Stained with tea
Typically distressed
It adds to the mystique
Revolutionary shabby chic
Revolutionary shabby chic

Computer’s not holding your interest
Your neighbour’s a modernist
He’s getting everything delivered in crates
You’ve got your eye on them
Piling up in the alley way


from Your Band Sucks & Punk's Dead, released December 7, 2015
Recorded and mixed by Michael Halls



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